{"product_id":"coldcard-entropy-dept-unisex-cotton-t-shirt-black","title":"Coldcard Entropy Dept Unisex Cotton T-Shirt Black - Degen Swag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColdcard Entropy Department 2026\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhen your hardware wallet’s random number generator decides 40–72 bits of entropy is “good enough,” you don’t just update firmware.\u003cbr\u003e\nYou make merch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the official unofficial uniform of the Coldcard Entropy Department — the team that accidentally turned seed generation into a lottery for five years. Soft, heavyweight 100% cotton. Classic fit. Zero corporate risk management energy. Maximum degen energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it if you:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGenerated a seed on a Mk3 between 2021–2026\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStill sleep with a BIP-39 passphrase under your pillow\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAppreciate the pure comedy of a \u003ccode\u003e#ifndef\u003c\/code\u003e bug surviving for half a decade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n• Unisex classic fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% cotton, 5.9 oz \/ 200 g\/m²\u003cbr\u003e\n• Soft hand-feel, slight stretch\u003cbr\u003e\n• Durable print that survives the occasional fiat laundry cycle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Available in Black \u0026amp; White\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nMachine wash cold (30°C), gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on reverse only. 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