Coldcard Entropy Dept Unisex Cotton T-Shirt Black

Coldcard Entropy Dept Unisex Cotton T-Shirt Black - Degen Swag

$21.00 USD

Color Black

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Coldcard Entropy Department 2026

When your hardware wallet’s random number generator decides 40–72 bits of entropy is “good enough,” you don’t just update firmware.
You make merch.

This is the official unofficial uniform of the Coldcard Entropy Department — the team that accidentally turned seed generation into a lottery for five years. Soft, heavyweight 100% cotton. Classic fit. Zero corporate risk management energy. Maximum degen energy.

Wear it if you:

Generated a seed on a Mk3 between 2021–2026
Still sleep with a BIP-39 passphrase under your pillow
Appreciate the pure comedy of a #ifndef bug surviving for half a decade

Details
• Unisex classic fit
• 100% cotton, 5.9 oz / 200 g/m²
• Soft hand-feel, slight stretch
• Durable print that survives the occasional fiat laundry cycle
• Available in Black & White

Care
Machine wash cold (30°C), gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on reverse only. Do not dry clean.

Size chart available below. Fit is true to size — size up if you like it roomier.

Degen Swag
Bitcoin merch. Political memes. Zero apologies.

	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL
	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Length	25.98	66	26.77	68	27.56	70	28.35	72	29.13	74	29.92	76
Shoulder	16.54	42	17.32	44	18.11	46	18.90	48	20.08	51	20.87	53
Chest	18.90	48	19.69	50	20.47	52	21.26	54	22.05	56	22.83	58
Sleeve length	8.27	21	8.27	21	8.66	22	8.66	22	9.06	23	9.06	23